A silly prank

Okey, this is just a fun little prank I did, since I really have had it with this person. Its a tattooist in Denmark.

Back story.
She likes to call her self the un crowned queen of the tattoo scene in Denmark. She did a ton of tattoos on famous Danish people, living high on this. I have met her IRL, and her personality is grandeur, She is the best, and no one can come close to her. (in her opinion) The truth is, she is Mediocrity in living incarnation. She has her golden moments.
Well enough of her back-story;
Point being, I got sick of hearing how good she was, and how she looks down on everybody that’s not a member of the famous Danish tattoo liege ;)
On her web site, she writes;
Now the summer vacation is soon over, you are probably returning from vacation around the world. And you probably got a new tattoo. Now the money you have saved on getting a NON Danish, NON member of the Danish Tattoo Lauge, tattoo, you will now use on getting me to fix it for you. As you shouldn’t get tattoos by NON Danish members. They are the professionals, the foreigners are not.
(Now see, my piss started to boil at this point)
You will first be able to see your tattoo results after 6 weeks. The foreigners doesn’t know that you cant tattoo over a tattoo that’s not completely healed.

I had enough of this shit.. And I would like to get her response to my little prank here.

(Now I got permission to use this specific picture from the owner, as I know him)

I wrote her a mail on her website; claiming, I have been abroad and I got a cheap tattoo. I paid aprox what equals to 400$, it was a big tattoo. And I claimed that there were something that needed changing, it wasn’t all that good. It was a portrait of my mom.

She wrote me back, AND believe it or not, in the mail topic she wrote Hahahahahah. And then she started saying that, that’s what I should have expected, and then she went on with her Professional Danish tattooist. And that when it comes to portraits she is considered an expert.
And she then said, She could probably fix it, but that I should expect the price would be about 500$ that’s what her experience told her. And that I should send a picture of the bad tattoo.

I then (really had to pull myself together, tears ran, that’s how hard I laughed) I wrote her back. Packing the picture in a zip file, so I knew she would read before looking.
I wrote that I have been in America at an artist in his own home, he gave me this tattoo.
Now as you can see on the picture, there is something wrong with the mouth. Its nothing like the real photo that’s been used as reference. Its like its opened, when it should be closed. And if you can find anymore wrong with it, please let me know. I’m sending both pictures.

The picture I send (with permission from its owner, as the owner is an internet buddy of mine) was a portrait done, of his mom. The artist who did it was none other then Bob Tyrrell.

Once I pressed send, I hurried sending a new mail.
Saying, No sorry about that. I seem to have missed that detail on the photo, my mom does actually have her mouth open a bit. Well anyways, did you see anything else wrong with this badly done foreigner tattoo?

She never replied back :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I dont know if this was a cheap shot, but I couldnt listen/read her sheit anymore ;)
Did I cross the line here??? :oops: